accio-bradfordbadboi: We had to shave our cat because she had mats in her fur. But then she was cold. So we bought her a sweater. It also came with a little hat. My cat hates me.
youwishangelfish: Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
penice: alegbra: penice: penice: my wifi adapter is being so shitty i’m gonna kill myself i’m a ghost now is that a bedsheet on your head no i’m a ghost
apatheticghost: today my friend said that he was going to do an impersonation of a gay man and i got ready for some homophobic high pitched comment about clothes but instead he just said in the exact same tone without expression “i am attracted to men”
princess-fluffybutt: gerard-gay: i haTE it when people are like awww guys who are nice to their little siblings <3333333 guys who are sweet with old people <33333333 guys who respect their mothers <333333 guys who are glorified in society for doing things that are expected of everyone else because theyre the most basic forms of human kindness <3333 guys who don’t commit mass...
Reblog if you've killed a man.
biersackbabe4ever: timeladysmindpalace: averypottermormon: iamtonysexual: herunicorn: destiel-in-a-tardis: satanhasamoose: deans-pie-at-221b: …Mama, just killed a man …Put a gun against his head …Pull the trigger now he’s dead … Mama, life had just begun You’re all going to jail. AND NOOOW I’VE GONE AND THROOOOOOOOWN IT ALLLLLLLLLLLLL AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MAMA UUUUUH,...