May 2013
accio-bradfordbadboi:
We had to shave our cat because she had mats in her fur. But then she was cold. So we bought her a sweater.
It also came with a little hat.
My cat hates me.
youwishangelfish:
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
penice:
alegbra:
penice:
penice:
my wifi adapter is being so shitty i’m gonna kill myself
i’m a ghost now
is that a bedsheet on your head
no i’m a ghost
3 tags
apatheticghost:
today my friend said that he was going to do an impersonation of a gay man and i got ready for some homophobic high pitched comment about clothes but instead he just said in the exact same tone without expression “i am attracted to men”
princess-fluffybutt:
gerard-gay:
i haTE it when people are like
awww guys who are nice to their little siblings <3333333
guys who are sweet with old people <33333333
guys who respect their mothers <333333
guys who are glorified in society for doing things that are expected of everyone else because theyre the most basic forms of human kindness <3333
guys who don’t commit mass...
Reblog if you've killed a man.
biersackbabe4ever:
timeladysmindpalace:
averypottermormon:
iamtonysexual:
herunicorn:
destiel-in-a-tardis:
satanhasamoose:
deans-pie-at-221b:
…Mama, just killed a man
…Put a gun against his head
…Pull the trigger now he’s dead
… Mama, life had just begun
You’re all going to jail.
AND NOOOW I’VE GONE AND THROOOOOOOOWN IT ALLLLLLLLLLLLL AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
MAMA UUUUUH,...